jhonenv
I was seriously saddened when I read this grotesquely out of context article.  It LITERALLY takes quotes from the panel giving no basis or context for them.  The writer for this article should not be allowed to have fingers for typing anymore.
jhonenv:

Here’s a fascinating article that showcases what happens when a human-shaped robot person attends a discussion panel I did with J.R. Goldberg.  It’s written as though Data from Star Trek decided to take up reporting, only his zany misinterpretations of humanity and their strange ways with humor and sarcasm don’t result so much in tv laughs as much as they do in making the people being written about sound like terrible people.
It’s a bizarre, selective transcript where any of the contextual humor is removed.  Goldberg showed me the article with a “Holy shit, look at this horrible article about our panel!”  Even I’m tempted to join in on the typical comments section where people are saying what a terrible person I am because that article can’t result in any other reaction unless you were actually AT the panel and are blessed with human feelings unlike whatever heartless construct typed it out.
Machine-Reporter, we’re on to you!  Your human disguise is a failure!  Did any of you attend the panel?  Is this article sounding right to you??
I can’t keep typing.  I’ve gotta go comment on what an asshole I am.  God I hate me!!

I was seriously saddened when I read this grotesquely out of context article.  It LITERALLY takes quotes from the panel giving no basis or context for them.  The writer for this article should not be allowed to have fingers for typing anymore.

jhonenv:

Here’s a fascinating article that showcases what happens when a human-shaped robot person attends a discussion panel I did with J.R. Goldberg.  It’s written as though Data from Star Trek decided to take up reporting, only his zany misinterpretations of humanity and their strange ways with humor and sarcasm don’t result so much in tv laughs as much as they do in making the people being written about sound like terrible people.

It’s a bizarre, selective transcript where any of the contextual humor is removed.  Goldberg showed me the article with a “Holy shit, look at this horrible article about our panel!”  Even I’m tempted to join in on the typical comments section where people are saying what a terrible person I am because that article can’t result in any other reaction unless you were actually AT the panel and are blessed with human feelings unlike whatever heartless construct typed it out.

Machine-Reporter, we’re on to you!  Your human disguise is a failure!  Did any of you attend the panel?  Is this article sounding right to you??

I can’t keep typing.  I’ve gotta go comment on what an asshole I am.  God I hate me!!

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    No, no. You really need to go read this guys. The creator of INVADER ZIM and JOHNNY, THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC is horribly...
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    I’m just reblogging this because Jhonenv and Cunch posted in the comment section of the article and I find this whole...
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    Oh my god, that was hilarious. Not the article, not this post, but the single comment he left on the comments section....
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    Reporter types words, fails in all other ways.