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Got me all misty!

jhonenv:

So I really like this video and song, alright?  Why?  Well, I like the video because it’s pretty nicely done, rough clay animation and all, and because it tells such a sad little story that we can all relate to.  Who among us hasn’t had our heads blown off in retaliation for our attempts to befriend others?

And I like the song because it sounds like they’re channeling the Pixies pretty severely and I’m always in the mood for a new Pixies song.

My mega-talented bro David made this FUCKING AMAZING gif/gift for me; super-realistically capturing the moment my cat blasted a flying fart on my head today.
This is mebbie my most favorite thing ever. <3 <3 <3
PS: You should follow him… he got the mad skills.
sorryguyz:

cuncher’s cat is a poopiebutt!

My mega-talented bro David made this FUCKING AMAZING gif/gift for me; super-realistically capturing the moment my cat blasted a flying fart on my head today.

This is mebbie my most favorite thing ever. <3 <3 <3

PS: You should follow him… he got the mad skills.

sorryguyz:

cuncher’s cat is a poopiebutt!

HAUSU.GIF CLUSTERFUCK OF LOVE

I totally yanked all of these fantastic gifs from this gent.

HOLY SHIT, I love Hausu.

Here’s my hideous piece for the JP show at Gallery Nucleus: a fleshy Hammy, gleefully sweating over a newborn raptor.  Hope to see yous there!

“There You Are”, gouache on watercolor paper (6x8 inches)

D&#8217;awww! Went to this amazing dumpling place, with the most amazing mascot!! Rahhhh!!! (Taken with instagram)

D’awww! Went to this amazing dumpling place, with the most amazing mascot!! Rahhhh!!! (Taken with instagram)

Recently, I carved out some time to do a small edition of prints for my lovely friend Deanna Rooney’s Sweaty/Drippy artshow at Meltdown Comics (which happened this past Friday).  And I gotta say, I am PRETTY STOKED on these.  I had SO MUCH FUN printing up these sexy, melty bros. This is a tri-color (florescent pink, blue and yellow) whopper of a print, silkscreened with transparent inks on velvety, porous, ULTRA-THICK pieces of 16×16 inch letterpress paper.  In the area’s where each color overlaps, they form new colors, giving it the appearance of additional purples, greens and oranges. These will be available for purchase online very soon!  There are only 40, but if the edition has enough interest, I’m thinking about doing an alternate color version for funsies!

I hope you dig ‘em!

A little creeped out by this weird message I got from amazon, regarding a refurbished heater.

A little creeped out by this weird message I got from amazon, regarding a refurbished heater.

To have this kind of connection to and control of your body is astounding.  This vaudevillian, modern mime, break dancing robo-duo are quite possibly the best thing ever.

jhonenv:

Brilliant.  Ever since I was a baby (back during my baby phase), through my childy years and to this day, I’ve had a running mental soundtrack for every single move I make.  

I think you officially grow up the day you stop imagining every footfall you make being accompanied by Godzilla sized stomps or every dramatic hand gesture as triggering the wrath of Zeus.

Anyhow, these Robot Boys, if that is their REAL name, are fantastic and I hope they live forever.

Screens burned, and drying! (Taken with instagram)

Screens burned, and drying! (Taken with instagram)

Burnin&#8217; screens in the night&#8230;. (Taken with instagram)

Burnin’ screens in the night…. (Taken with instagram)

Got some silkscreened slime in the mix for the Drippy/Sweaty show! (Taken with instagram)

Got some silkscreened slime in the mix for the Drippy/Sweaty show! (Taken with instagram)

Hey DOODZ, I&#8217;m all up in this show. 
(art by Deanna Rooney)
deannarooney:

DIKLIK art &amp; Meltdown Comics present drippy/sweaty!
Hey, we’re doing another art show!
Such an awesome roster:  J.R. Goldberg, Cat Solen, Super Secret Pow Wow, Gideon Boomer, Julia Vickerman, Neil Mahoney, Robert Ryan Cory, Eric Appel, Kelsy Abbott, Kate Freund, Dave Kloc, Kate Ward, Erin Pearce, Myke Chilian and Alie Ward
Opening reception is Friday, November 18th, from 7-10pm
Come by for some drank and fun!

Hey DOODZ, I’m all up in this show. 

(art by Deanna Rooney)

deannarooney:

DIKLIK art & Meltdown Comics present drippy/sweaty!

Hey, we’re doing another art show!

Such an awesome roster:  J.R. Goldberg, Cat Solen, Super Secret Pow Wow, Gideon Boomer, Julia Vickerman, Neil Mahoney, Robert Ryan Cory, Eric Appel, Kelsy Abbott, Kate Freund, Dave Kloc, Kate Ward, Erin Pearce, Myke Chilian and Alie Ward

Opening reception is Friday, November 18th, from 7-10pm

Come by for some drank and fun!

MORE HAUSU&#8230;  

MORE HAUSU…  

(Source: rubbertiresforestfires)

SO EXCITED FOR SAINTS ROW 3, BROS.

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Super Ethical Reality Climax — the Running Man-meets-Japanese game show hosted by unofficial Saints Row: The Third mascot Professor Genki — is so saaack, it could only have been brought to life through the twisted minds of Tim and Eric.

[saintsrow / waxy.]